New Year's Complications

So it's kind of against my personal philosophy to make resoultions on holidays...mainly because nodony ever keeps them. I like to do things on my watch. Basically I'm the kind of person who would rather quit a job than be fired. Something about the principle of the situation. Well as New Year's eve quickly approaches, I kind of feel obligated to sort some things out in my life. Number 1; I need to figure out this whole situation with my mother (not going to happen, but it's good to feel like I might) and Number 2; the penis situation. (i.e the opposite sex). I have gone for a while without even thinking twice about guys. These are all petty, personal problems. Totally minor in the large scheme of things. New Year's is going to pass us to another year of our lives, and I'm sure I'll be thinking about someone who's not with me, as usual.